21-year-old Florida woman obviously misunderstands men’s motiviations – adds third breast to make herself unattractive
// September 22nd, 2014 // Sideshow Anomalies
21-year-old Jasmine Tridevil (I’m guessing this isn’t her real name) says she was rejected by fifty plastic surgeons before one cosmetic surgeon (licensed?) agreed to perform an unusual surgery to add a third breast in between Tridevil’s two natural breasts. At a cost of more than $20,000, the surgeon’s only condition was that she sign a non-disclosure agreement to protect his identity.
The doctor constructed the third breast out of silicone, skin tissue taken from her stomach, and used an artificial implant to create the nipple for her new breast. The areola was tattooed on by a tattoo artist. When asked why she sought such a bizarre procedure, Tridevil gave two reasons – (1) she wants to be a reality TV star (subsequent to her surgery, there’s plenty of drama in her household – her mother now refuses to speak to her), and (2) she’s tired of dating and wanted to make herself “unattractive to men”. As you can see from the picture below, her ploy is obviously working (we’re guessing the guy in back plans on having a third hand implanted).
Although we’re afraid to ask her if (or what) she plans to implant on her forehead, she may be closer to point on her first objective. According to Tridevil, she is now scheduled to appear on The Inside Edition, the Jimmy Kimmel Show, and in Vice Magazine (with more appearance requests in the works).
When asked by Orlando’s Real Radio 104.1 if she was crazy, she replied:
“I am crazy. But the crazy people don’t know they’re crazy, so technically since I know I’m crazy, I’m not crazy.”
And that’s a wrap…
Update 9/25/14: Rumors are this could be a hoax. It is claimed that photos have turned up of the woman taken in late 2013 with no third breast and experts say the procedures she claims to have had would take several months to complete.
Sources: Fox News, Twitter, Facebook, Orlando Real Radio 104.1
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